• FSRD's Jackie TreehornNeighbor

  • Rockville, MD

My name is Jackie Treehorn, but on the track my girls call me Tree. In case you&#39;re wondering, I play one of the greatest sports to have ever existed: <strong>ROLLER DERBY</strong>.

<strong>No</strong>, this is not your grandma&#39;s derby from the 70s. <strong>No</strong>, we don&#39;t throw elbows. <strong>Ye</strong>s, we treat objects like women. <strong>And yes</strong>, I have an alter ego—one wrought with a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous.

This is flat-track. There is pain. There are helmet panties. There are bruises, and some nasty falls. And sometimes there is a full two-minute jam that can be the one of the most exhilirating moments of your life. But most of all there is my team, the Black-Eyed Suzies. <strong>They are the reason that I skate.</strong>

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